If Stephenie Meyer wrote the script for the next James Bond movie, it would read like this:
James Bond drives his car in a northern direction. Then he turns the wheel and steers the car slightly west. Then he does something with a gun.
JAMES BOND: I’m using a gun now.
James Bond then does something else. Also, there are other cars on the road. James Bond hits some of the cars. But other cars are not hit at all. Then James Bond moves in such a way that he is no longer in the same position he was before. His arm isn’t on fire. He turns to his enemy.
JAMES BOND: I’m mad at you!
James Bond then flies an airplane. Did I mention that there’s an airplane? Because that’s kind of important. Anyway, James Bond then uses his arms somehow and something happens. The bomb doesn’t go off. (Did I mention there was a bomb?) James Bond then begins to date a 5-year-old, and no one thinks it’s weird.
